New Stuff!

Hello everyone!
Well, there's supposed to be new stuff today, so while I wait for AJ to get to the server selector...
Enjoy this fun joke!
Once, there were three guys going hunting in the woods. Two were really smart and one was really dumb.
So the first guy goes out into the woods and, two hours later, comes back with a HUGE black bear. The other two ask him, "How'd you get that bear?"
Then the guy said, "I followed the bear tracks and it led me to the bear."
Then the second guy goes out into the woods, and an hour later, he comes back with a 20-point buck. The other two ask him, "How'd you get that buck?"
Then the guy said, "I followed the deer tracks and it led me to the deer."
So then the third guy goes out into the woods. Three days later, an ambulance backs up into their campsite and the guy, in a full-body cast, is hauled out on a stretcher and set down. The other two scream, "WHAT HAPPENED????"
And the guy said, "I followed the train tracks and it led me to the train."
XD
Okay, so it's still not loaded up yet...
Doo bah doo...
Doo bah doo bah doo...
Still not loading...
I have an idea... let's test it...
Well, neither of my ideas did anything, so I have to wait it out.
Hopefully it won't be too long...
Oh! By the way (since I'm really bored XP) I found this super-epic video yesterday!
Super-Epic Skyrim Mod
There's also Trollface Moon! XD
Okay, it's been half an hour, and... nothing.
*Refresh*
...
Okay, I'll have to get on later. I've sat here for an hour and a half and it won't load.
I'll do the updates later tonight.
Bye for now!
UPDATE:
What? Did it save NOTHING I wrote?
Fail.
Jam Mart Clothing (OMSA)
Flag Shop
Shiveer Shoppe (OMSA)
Sunken Treasures (OMSA)
Bahari Bargains (OMSA)
Flippers 'N Fins (OMSA)
Epic Wonders - Den Section (OMSA)
I won't bother to re-type the rest of the stuff. Read the newspaper.
Bye for now!
Oh, but the screenshots I had... Why not?

Notes on the second image:
The arrow at the top (labeled 'Theater') points to the enterance to the theater (screenshot at top image)
The one labeled 'Touch Pool Game' goes to the Touch Pool Game.
And, yes, 'Kani Cove Enterance' goes to Kani Cove.