Monday, January 23, 2012

proof that 2+2 = 5 weird

Start with: -20 = -20
Which is the same as: 16-36 = 25-45
Which can also be expressed as: (2+2) 2 (9 X (2+2) = 52) 9 X 5
Add 81/4 to both sides: (2+2) 2 (9 X (2+2) + 81/4 = 52) 9 X 5 + 81/4
Rearrange the terms: ({2+2}) 9/2) 2 = (5-9/2) 2
Ergo: 2+2 - 9/2 = 5
Hence: 2 + 2 = 5


  1. Hey....
    Today Im Not Happy....
    My Mom Was Robbed Today.
    Well, Okay, We Dont Know When Or Where It Hapened, But My Mom Thinks It Happened At Walmart, When She Typed In Her PIN Number
    The Theives Were Most Recently At A Walmart In Tampa, FL.
    It Also Happened To Her Best Friend, Who Was With Her At Walmart.
    The Bank Contacted Her While I Was At School, And It Will Take Them 3 Months To Get The Money Back.
    Im Not Gonna Dump All This On You All, So I'll Try Keeping Myself A Bit More "Perky", And I'll Submit A Plant Fanfiction On The Fanfiction Page.
    Try Not To Worry, We Have The Bank To Help, My Mom's Job And Dad's Job, Art Commitions My Sister Is Doing To Help, And My Grandma Owns The House We Live In, So If She Has To Wait A Little Bit For The Rent She Wolnt Mind ^-^
    So, Dont Worry, Unless You Somehow Know Who The Thieves, We Dont Need Any Help Right Now.
    I Just Posted This Because Its Nice To Have Good Friends Who Care, And Listen. This Is Not A Beg. Thank You For Listening, I Know We Will Get The Money In The Monthes It Will Take, And If We Work Hard Enough, We Might Have It In Under That Time.
    Again, Thanks For Reading.


  2. SilverStream (too lazy to sign in to my google account XDJanuary 25, 2012

    Oh no, that's horrible... you got ROBBED?

  3. man, im so sorry to hear that! but about the actual post, i mostly understood that (we did most of it last year in math) but i got confused towards the ending, but i trust that you're right. BUT, on the the other hand, 2+2=4. always has, always will :P

  4. It's okay. I understand. It takes a long time to recover from something like that.
    Everything will be fine :)

  5. Thanks, Its Nice To Have Friends That Really Care :3
    The Only Bad Thing Is That I Might Not Make It To My Friend's Younger Brother's Bowling Party, Or Make It And Not Bowl, But Im Fine With That If It Comes To That.
    I Still Get My Tablet With My Christmas Money
    (I Only Have 80$ Out Of The 200$ I Got, Thats Enough And A Few Dollars More)
    But My Mom Only Has Like, Maybe 300$ On Her Desk By Her Bed. If I Could Go To Tampa, Florida And See Them.. I Would Beat Them And And Knock Them Over Until I Get Our Money Back.
    Well, Maybe Not, But I Wish I Could.
    Oh, On A Plantness Note...
    Ok, "Plantness" Is Like The "Country" Or A "Clan"
    (Because The Actual Meaning Of Clan Is The Grouping Up Of Packs Or Tribes, Like A Clan Is The Country And The Pack/Tribe Is The State, But They Arnt Land, Just "Groups" And "Groupings")
    And So The Tribe OUR Plants Live In TreeHug Tribe, And I Was Drawing A LOT. Before I Write The Fanfiction, Im Going To Have To Do A Rough Draft On Paper. PLANTS ARE MORE COMPLICATED THAN WHAT YOU THINK!!!!!!!
    Well, I Guess I'll Go Do What I Do Best... Dream About Random Crap X3
    I'll Be Here Tomorrow! :D
    And Update About My Days
    Oh, And Woods
    (Or Wood, As Your Plant.)
    Is It Okay If Your Plant Is In The Royal Plant Soldiers? They Are The Main Attack Against Lemons... (Only Wooden Plants, Gemus Spider Trap Plants, ((Another Story, Those Special "Gemus Spider Trap" Fly Trap Decendants Only Grow Once Every 10 Years, So When The FIRST DAY Of Spring Comes, A Mother Plant Who Has Gave Birth About A Month Before (((Or Will Just Save It, Because They Can Stay Uprooted For A Whole Year, And Disenegrates On The Exact Second It Got Uprooted The Year Before))) Rock Plants, Acorn Plants ((((Or Any Type Of Nut)))), Strong, Burly Leaf Plants (((((The Most Popular Plant In The Tribe))))), Or Any Other Plant That Pops Into My Head! ((((((There Is A Royal Army Because Theres A King, Queen, And Two (((((((Almost 3, Because In My Mind The Queen Is Going To Have Another Baby))))))) Princesses)))))) ((((((((The Army Is Used To Fight The Evil Lemons- The Tribe Members Can Help Fight The Lesser Evil Lemons, And Are Used To Spy)))))))) So I Just Wanted To Know If Your Okay With That, I Bet You Are, Its A Honor To Be In The Royal Army!


  6. @awesome tinygirl
    ( and)
    what kind of plants are plant and planty? :\

  7. @awesome tinygirl
    wanna go on chat sometime?
    and if you can can you go on chat when you read this?

  8. SilverStream (too lazy to sign in to my google account XDJanuary 26, 2012

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    _______________""$$$$$$$oo $$$$$$$$$$

    This is the amazing text image!

  9. ?????????

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    Confusing eqation

  10. @Millicy,
    We Are Green Leaf Plants. Theres Also Fall Leaf Plants And Leaf Blossom Plants! (The Blossoms That Grow On Trees After Winter, The White Ones That Grow On My Trees X3 ....Those Blossoms Smell Like Fish...)
    But... Theres A Lot.. And I Cant Get On My PC Due To Other Stuff, SOMETIMES I Get On My Old (Old, Old, Old So-Old-It-Still-Has-A-Weirdly-Drawn-"Hoppy-Spring"-Background-:P)
    Desktop PC, But Not A Lot Because Its Sloooooww (You-Know-The-Deal-Slow, Or Turtles-And-Snails-Make-Fun-Of-It-For-Being-Slow-Slow.)
    And Its Downstairs And Its Very Cold, (As-Cold-As-A-Small-House-With-A-Crawlspace-That-Has-A-Vent-To-The-Outdoors-And-Is-Surrounded-By-Trees-And-Plants-So-Sun-Heat-Rays-Cant-Get-In-A-Lot-Cold.)
    And I Write This All With My 3DS.
    I'm Still Drawing And Decorating And Thinking Of And Writing About And Knowing About And Dreaming About And Then Finally Bringing Out The Plant Withen Me, It Will Take A LOOOOONG While To Know Everything About Plants... But Trust Me...
    I.. *Puts On Oversized Hipster Glasses*
    Will Figure It Out.

    I DID Make The Plant Flag Allegence!

    I Plant My Allegence
    To This Plant
    For The United Plants Of Plantness
    With Stems And Thorns To Help It Stand
    One Forest
    Under Gardener
    With Plants And Plants For All.

    Oh, And Heres Our Hairstyles:
    Planty: Long Ponytail
    Wood: Short Nice Hair (Long Story That Only Includeds Wooden Plants)
    Plant: Long, Messy Hair

    (I Bet You'll Like That Planty Has A Olive Green Scarf X3)


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  12. I'm perfectly okay with being in the Royal Plant Army!
    I Pledge my Allegiance
    To this Plant
    For the United Plants of Plantness.
    With Stems and Thorns to Help it Stand,
    One Forest,
    Under Gardener,
    With Plant and Plants for All.
    O.O I like my hairstyle XD

  13. @Millicy,
    I Just Drew It!
    When My Dad Fixes His Scanner, I'll Show It To You :)
    The Hair Goes Up To Her Knees, Because, Well, Okay, Compare A Plant To A Tree. A Plant Grows Faster, To Leaf Plant Hair Grows Faster Than A Tree, So Leaf Plants Have LONG Hair (Unless They Get A Haircut)
    So Planty's Hair Was Long Already, So I Made It Wavy And Soft Now o3o

    Took Me 6 Hours To Write This Due To Procrastination!

    I Just Filled Out My Drawing Notebook! WoopWoop!
    I Also Tried To Get Better At Drawing Cats There, So I Drew Snow Like... 3 Times.. And Planty Twice
    (Profile+Alegence Picture)
    So Yeah X3
    I Will Be Scanning Everything Once My Dad Fixes It :l

    Arrietty Looks Like A Good Movie :D

    Plants And Evil Lemons Will Never Be Friends.

    Be Honest- Does Anyone Read ALL Of My Big Comments Or Do You Just SKIM Through It?

  15. @awesome tinygirl
    i read your long post X3
    with my speed reading powers >:D

  16. Lol, millicy!
    I read all the way through your stuff, don't worry! XD


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